Douchebag Toys: D-Rex

Guess what the “D” in D-Rex stands for? That’s right DOUCHERY!

Listen to the “skills” that the new D-Rex has for your kids this holiday season!

Exactly…pet ‘im in the wrong spot and he attacks. THAT’S ANY PET.

And look Douchebag Rex has a little buddy, Screature! Since when did bullies get marketed toys? I thought they just took your pansy things. Who was the exec that stood up in the meeting and said, “Well we need to tap into the bully demographic!”